EPIC NEW YEAR SPECIAL (PART ONE-- DPFM 1B03).

Its the year of the pig.
the picture came across my mind with leeling rolling on the floor like sushi rice ball.

In this epic new year special,

i'll gonna tok abt rumors, epic relationships, and how livia's zhuzhu choked on meatball.

ok, wait.

before i go on, im sure u are wondering who is the 'ZH' in the picture.

the two pictures were draw by a famous artise, despite portraying uglier then how i look.
yes, leeling, thanks veri much for the phenomenal and undelectable drawing of mi and ZH.

zhihui, she dared mi to post this, its not my fault.

now u can go, emphasize on how leeing and justin had a secret love affair,

hidden under the bushes.

and goes on how the bushes were shaking like tsunami.

Tok abt my class, its amazing how lionel can stay at home the whole day looking at britney spears without her underwear.
free go shisha and eat kwey chap. ask amin along.

i'll get him extra pig intesting.

I wan to share wif u my experience in chinatown yst.

i saw mandy standing infront of a stall selling mochi.
not sure whether i got the wrong person,

but i saw her standing on the chair shouting "laylong! laylong!" "$5 one packet!"

walking past mi is ivan holding hands with meiqi.

is it the wrong person?

hahaha...

Kenny was there, squeezing with loads of people, wear a jacket he got from 'winterwear'.

the atmosphere were intensed.
noised polluted my ear.

but i can even hear amelia's laughter from 300m away.

alot of stalls selling food, newyear decorations, and...wooh!...wait wait..

isnt dat benson!?

at the anggong stall putting a dragon over his back.

"hey handsome, come come, try! REAL anggong for $10!!! u wan dragon, tiger, or elephant i oso got!"

err...i faster walked away.

SHE poster were hang at a stort
zhili was there climbing up on the chair trying to kiss hebe.

walking past a pool of people was hard.

when walking,

my knees nearly knocked on meisy's face.

she had trouble breathing.

its like a small tree amoung many many big and tall trees.

valerie and william were on the stage doing cage dance.

they danced like two penguins in a jolin and stanley style.

walk walk walk...

saw kathy and her girlfren.

Oopsh!

sori sori,

i mean boyfren.

yudan were there with her....is dat shirt!?

HOW COME THE SHIRT CAN STAND ITSELF!?

err...how come got teeth shiny shiny one!?

shit!!...sori sori,

i cant see the face.

now at night then no light shine on them! not my fault wad!

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This post is written just for a laugh.
it does no have any intend to discriminate people of any race, size.

to all people involve,

dun take this post seriously.

im jus crapping.

i love u guys for the way u are.