As lame as a duck,
i shall today bring forth myself as a serious blogger,
whose jokes are limited to politicians and GST increment.

Those who went NTUC shopping yst wud noe dat theres a current 'bring your own bag day' in effect.
and yes, no matter wad u bought,
be it frozen luncheon meat or toilet paper,
u'll have to put it in ur LV or GUESS handbag.
but the catch is,
the payment of 10cent for the cool-looking and attractive NTUC plastic bag.
see, no matter wad the government is trying to imply,
10cent for a plastic bag is like paying a china prostitutes my one month pay for a nite stand.

Things hasnt been going smooth these two days.
An hour late for lesson,
Clocking zero ipod sales.
hmm..lets see

Yst had my first gems class.
like how mosquitoes stuck to a shit,
i prefer to be in the same class as chongmeng.
he was a smart guy.
forces on the 'was'
been shy of shaking hands,
it ended with mi finishing one match of FM.
work then homed half dead.

Today late again,
last to reach the class
and same old bullshit for the whole afternoon.
work then homed 3/4 dead.

The thoughts of working is satisfying.
but doing it is as good as emulating boredom.
its...its like being watched in a documentary in discovery channel.

And the most impt things ive learnt.
show ur lameness to a degree.
dun overdo one thing.