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Thursday, February 28, 2008 @ 1:49 pm
8 things to do in a lecture
 Feeling bored in school? Feeling that the lecture last forever? Heres the cure:1) When the teacher teaching math, always tell the teacher he mispronounced the word "pi".
2) Bring a doll to sch. in the middle of the lecture, put the doll on the chair with a pen and paper and say u have something urgent to, and the doll will take the notes for u.
3) Sleep. and wake up during the last 5 min of the lecture and ask ur teacher wad he had taught for the past hours.
4) Bring a tape player recorded with the sound of the thunder and keep it hidden. in the middle of the lecture, play it and tell the teacher he has angered the god. then run off.
5) Bring a light bulb. whenever the teacher ask a question and u have the answer, put it on ur head and light it on.
6) Bring a drawing board and paint to the classroom. paint a portrait of the teacher during lecture.
7) Whenever u were asked to answer, mumble. and when u try to talk louder, pretend to cough.
8) When doing a test or exam, bring a security guard with u and ask him stand by the deck to make sure no one copy ur answer.
9) And of cos, play viwawa :)
As u can see,
im jus plain bored.
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