Wednesday, March 05, 2008 @ 1:25 pm
CM mail

Its funny when people gets bored.
i mean, different people do different stuff to occupy themselves,
to kill time,
and to make life easier to them.

Chongmeng too,
i guess he is getting too much stress when i rev a rare mail from him:

14 fun and crazy things to do in the office

1) F
ind out where your boss shops and buy exactly the same outfits.

2) Make up nicknames for all your colleagues and refer to them only by these names. "I'm sorry, Sparky." or "How may I help you, Cha-Cha."

3) Send everyone e-mail telling them exactly what you're doing. For example, "If anyone needs me, I'll be in the bathroom."

4) Put a chair facing a printer. Sit there all day and tell people you're waiting for your document.

5) Every time someone asks you to do something, anything, ask them if they want fries with that.

6) Unplug a colleague's mouse or keyboard and see what happens.

7) Ask your colleague if they need a hand then give them a photocopy of your hand.

8) Move your desk into the elevator and ask anyone that comes in if they have an appointment.

9) Sharpen every pencil in the office until there's only a stump left.

10) When the phone rings, answer by saying "Class 95, you're on the air."

11) If you have fake plants in the office, water them and see what people say.

12) Ask your colleagues mysterious questions and scribble their answers in a notebook. Mutter something about "psychological profiles".

13) Fill up your boss's diary with false appointments. For example, Bikini wax (especially if male), Meet Ghengis Khan, Barack Obama and Chee Soon Juan etc.

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Guess ITP is getting into everyone's head