Blog browsing the whole morning,
these are some of the funniest posting ive encountered:

1)‘Subscribers of M1, Starhub and Singtel will receive the photograph of Mas Selamat via MMS free of charge,’ the police said.

2) From Dilbert quote contest TOP10:
My sister passed away and her funeral was scheduled for Monday. When I told my Boss, he said she died on purpose so that I would have to miss work on the busiest day of the year. He then asked if we could change her burial to Friday. He said, "That would be better for me."