Social perceptions in the 21st century in modern day Spore:



1. Angmoh dude with SG chick = SG chick likes tall and handsome outspoken guy

SG dud with Angmoh chick = Is that white biaetch of sound mind?


2. Angmoh dude open door for lady = gentlemanly and impresses everyone around

SG dud open door for lady = copy Angmoh, people around get suspicious and wonder "is he tryin to score points here?"


3. Angmoh chats up SG chick = interesting and involved conversation in no time

SG dud chats up any chick = creepy encounter, hesitant conversation

4. Angmoh speak broken Chinese = cute and amuses everyone around

SG dud speak fluent English = banana, soon outcasted by Singlish-speaking friends

5. Angmoh drive sports car = James Bond aura, chick magnet

SG dud drive sports car = Chao Ah Beng

6. Angmoh in suit and tie = CEO

SG dud in suit and tie = MLM

7. Intelligent Angmoh = Professional, outspoken, sporty, loaded, enjoys life, extroverted

Intelligent SG dud = independent worker, nerdy, softspoken, introverted, un-streetsmart, wins olympiads


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