Watched "Harold and Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay"
It was an unexpected freaking freaking FREAKING NICE SHOW!!
hilarious, sexy, matured-theme
it'll make your uneasy afternoon turn into sweet candy.
see..this is maybe the first time ive publicly shown my affirmative with a movie show,
and i strongly urge everyone 18 and above (with a strong sense of humor) to watch it.
give it a miss and u'll never know wads happiness.

Some random lyrics from a part of dat show.

MY DICK - Mickey Avalon

My dick cost a late night fee
Your dick got the HIV
My dick bigger than a bridge
Your dick look like a little kids
My dick pink and big
Your dick stinks like shit
My dick is like supersize
Your dick look like two fries
My dick been there done that
Your dick sits there with dunce cap

My dick need no introduction
Your dick don't even function
My dick good good lovin'
Your dick good for nothin'
My dick pretty damn skimpy
Your dick hungry as a hippy
My dick don't fit down the chimney
Your dick is like a kid from the Philippines
My dick is like an M16
Your dick, broken vending machine

My dick rumble in the jungle
Your dick got touched by your uncle
My dick sick and dangerous
Your dick quick and painless

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hahahaha...
i love the part when they went to a 'bottom-less' nude party event..

ENOUGH SAID,
lets get serious.

a letter for the garment (taken from SOMEWHERE) :

Dear Prime Minister,
 
We citizens of singapore urge you to PLEASE MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS.
We DO NOT NEED your help. Every time, you mention HELP, we have to run for cover!!!
Help the poor? Raise GST!
Help traffic flow? Up ERP!
Help passenger service? Up Bus fare/MRT fare!
Help us get taxi? Raise taxi fare!
Help us get good government? Raise Minister and Civil servant salary!
Everytime YOU WANT TO HELP, we all PAY FOR IT!!!
THANK YOU THANK YOU...TOLONG LAH, please, we will HELP OURSELVES, no need your help liao.
We DARE NOT ask for help any more!!!
Sir, most honoured sir, I urge you NOT TO HELP Singapore INVEST also!
Everytime your wife invest, we all lose money! Kao liao, kum siah!
Just let us have a dose of bad governance, like recently the Mat Selamat case, like dat....so far, it is ok, your incompetence, we ACCEPT!
PLEASE DO NOT help us have better security! Wait we all kena PAY FOR IT!!
I believe ALL SINGAPOREANS PREFER NOT TO HAVE CRUTCH MENTALITY!
I think it is ok lah, please just take your salary and enjoy life ok?
Thank you thank you,
I am very chin chai one, any how any how, no need to help oso can one.

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Celebrate an early mother's day,
steamboat at golden mall
SHIOK!!
i love HUM!!!!
:DD