Typical Singaporean
- Night: Sleep with air-con; Day: Bathe with heater on
- Day: Cannot Wake up; Night: Cannot Sleep
- Cigarettes: Convenient to buy; not convenient to smoke
- Chewing Gum: Can Chew, Cannot buy
- Private Cars: Cheaper & Cheaper to Buy,harder & harder to Maintain
- Education: Teachers teaching Less but expects students to learn More
- There are quite a number of rich/poor in spore: They have Car, Credit Card, CPF .... but no Cash and lots of loans
- Translation is needed between Singaporean Chinese and Mainland Chinese
- Public Bus: Half the Crowd squeeze in front section of the Bus, Second section is for Carrying Ghost
- Types of climate: hot, very hot, damn its freakin' hot, wow look roast human char siew all over the streets!
- Common interest among all typical Singaporeans: Food, Shopping, Great Singapore Sale, Toto/4D,Education - "Boy AH! u finish tuition homework liao or not! Later got piano lesson! AIYO! Your spelling learn already anot?!"
- MRT lines: North South line, East West line, North East line
- Common language: Singlish "ok lah... What you want?" "SCUSE"