Monday, May 04, 2009 @ 12:29 am
Jokes b4 the storm




Confident vs. confidential:

A young boy asks his Dad,

'What is the difference between confident and confidential? '

Dad says, 'You are my son, I'm confident about that.

Your friend over there, is also my son, that's confidential! '

Anger management:

Husband: 'When I get mad at you, you never fight back.

How do you control your anger?'

Wife: 'I clean the toilet.'

Husband: 'How does that help?'

Wife: 'I use your toothbrush ..'