National day.
A day where Singapore garment use our tax to organized parades and fireworks.
Here's a list of things singaporean like to do,
something not really noticeable
1) U tend to spread food into only two groups: heaty or cooling
2) At lunch, u'll discuss wad to eat for dinner
3) When speaking to angmor, u'll feel the need to fake an accent.
4) You'll forever be talking about the business u want to set up, but probably never get around to starting it.
5) U will forget how to sing the second verse of the national anthem
6) ROM is not being official married. A 12-course dinner is.
7) You move to where u wan ur kid to go to school
8) Your interest keeps changing over the years.
9) You think being an entrepreneur is setting up a bubble tea shop
10) For a guy, when u are with your guy friends, u trade army stories.
11) The most important sporting event in Singapore this year is Ronaldo switching to real madrid.
12) 'NS man' and 'Reservist' are a big different to u
13) U go Esplanade to eat the food there (makansutra) rather then to watch the shows.
14) Singaporeans need campaigns to tell u how to wash hand, be courteous, have sex... =.=
15) You feel hungry at 1am (or is it only me..?)
16) Spend $50,000 on a car, but reuse parking coupons
17) Bangalahs are foreign talents, not workers.
18) People accident u buy 4D with the car number
19) U pronounce 'R' as 'ah-rer'
20) You rather drink ur own pee then pay someone more for water =.=
21) You have an automatic sensor in ur head, and when u meet someone, u'll auto categorize them in quiet/fun/gifted/lanjiaobin
22) During election, you'll always feel theres no credible opposition
