What are the similarities and differences between Army and Hospital??

Similarities:

1) Confinement - BOTH doesn't allow you to go home. BOTH doesn't allow you to walk here walk there like emperor.

2) Regimentation - Do anything but don't get caught! Cannot use handphone after lights out? Cannot eat when the nurse put the 'no eating' sign behind your bed? Think again....

3) Reporting - Doctor!! PAIN AH!! , Sergent!! PAIN AH!!

4) Condition - Now that i think of it, the hospital wards is like the army bunk. single-beded, small cupboard by the side. but of cos lar..hospital bed can adjust de..got remote let you move up, move down, any funny position also can.

5) Food - This is ONE thing i think the army is better...mai kai vs porridge. bak kut teh vs porridge. Scramble egg vs porridge. But still, both sucks.

Differences:

1) Lift - In the army, taking the lift is like eating the forbidden food. once caught and wave your weekend nights at home and pcc goodbye. Here in the hospital, i can take the lift as i want. any lift as i want. as many times as i want. up, down, left, right, sleep inside also can.

2) Treatment - Nurse VS Sergent - Imagine now is 5am in the morning. Nurse: "hello, how are you feeling today? still pain?" Sergent: *on the light* "SLEEP, SLEEP SOMEMORE! FALL IN IN 5 MIN!!!"

3) Me: "DOCTOR!!! I WANT TO GO HOME!!" Doctor: "Alright, soon, tomorrow you can go alr" vs Me: "SERGENT!! I WANT TO GO HOME!!" Sergent: "U WAIT LONG LONG. TRYING TO BE FUNNY IZZIT!! DOWN 20!!"