It was in the year 2005.

Freshly graduated from sec school,

i flipped through all newspaper looking for a job.

Been working in KFC in my early school days,

i thought NOTHING can be worst then that.

I cleaned toilets, threw dozens of rubbish,

the only thing worst is death or the ability to see ghost.

I stumbled upon this small prints.

"Parttime/Fulltime. No experience needed."

I called then eventually went down,

thinking how cool it'll be a job with air-con.

That was the time I was introduced to the dark side.

MLM

Their concept was simple. u use all ur contacts and gain money from them.

Thats not the point i want to make.

After few years in 2010,

I was into another similar business.

S*F

and i think no one have thought of that yet.

1) They recruit new people. (earn money, share workload, get their family contact)

2) They love to interact with new staff (showing off their rank, telling u how bad ur health is and recommend products. Like they say "im not asking u to buy, just a suggestion as a FRIEND")

3) They do NOTHING most of the time (canteen breaks, gather at lau pak sa/market)

4) They delegates responsibilities (new staff become sai-kang warrior)

5) They always pass off as we are doing something for the greater good of the world. (Defend loves ones, ORD and become lord buddha)

haiz...

i have nth against any company,

just that i REALLY REALLY love to make fun of MLM companies and those who work for them..

Amen