Ladieeees and gernement..

Welcome to my special blog post for the world cup 2010

Here, i'm gonna analyze so deep,

you'll know what colour underwear the players wear.

I'll give the the most in-depth match prediction

u will NEVER find elsewhere..

Here we go:

Winner - South Africa

Reasons:

1) They are the HOME team. Being the home team is like playing mahjong at your own house. You'll know where all the mirrors are, know which direction is the wang-est. Never sit facing the toilet. you get it.

2) The last i checked, the African practices black magic. Witchcraft are a norm in that country. Its as common as UFO spotting in North Mexico. Witchcraft VS UFO. The aliens don't stand a chance.

3) The food. In 'SAKI' (a mahjong themed manga), eating Taco gives you POWER!! and where taco made from? Mexico.

2 - 1

South Mexico for the win!!

ps, i mean, South Africa!

Winner - South Korea

Reasons:

1) Lets forget about Greece winning the European cup few years back. That tournament i believed was fixed. The last time Greece smell success was by making use of innocent horses in the Trojan War. Remember how they run around naked during the first Olympic...haiz.. shame shame.

2) Greece is famous for its God. And trust me, they really got MANY MANY God! The famous ones are the Olympian Gods. Its so outdated as people now are already praying to buddha, jesus, or some elephant. Lucky Egypt is not participating..wonder how their God of Sun can grant them power...

3) Da Chang Jin. South Korean can cook!! Food is very important to football players. Like the famous Flynn once said: "Eat like a king, and you'll play like a king"

3 - 0

South Korea for the win!!

Winner - Draw

Reasons:

1) This is epic. These two country fight for almost everything, including David Beckham. England have the upper edge cos of EPL. USA have USL (hahaha WTF is USL, i only know LOL). But still, the reason why England player play so well for club and not for country is because of money and them having affair with other player's wife.

2) Obama. I believed that before the US players board the plane, their President will be shouting to them: "YES WE CAN!"

3) WAG. Yes the wives and girlfriend of the English players will be their main downfall yet again. Man likes to boost, especially when their mates are looking. If u ask Shu Qi to look at me play soccer, i'll try doing a Ronaldo's scissors kick even if i risk dislocating my leg.

4) Osama. Trust me, the US players will occasionally look up into the sky to see if any bombs are heading their way.

2 - 2

A draw is on the card..

Winner - Brazil

Reasons:

1) One team play Samba football. Another team dunno whether they even have eaten Samba chicken.

2) North Korea can always threaten war if they lose. Brazil are far away, so North Korea needs a large number of resources if they attack.

3) The Koreans just recently opened a fast food chain in their country. Too bad Da Chang Jin doesn't live there, i suspect the kids there eat grass while growing up.. hope they don't play like Giraffe.

3 - 0

Brazil. No question.